According to a new Google survey, these are the world's Top 100 websites for masturbation:

#1 www.playboy.com
sample visitor comment: It's Hugh Hefner and the twins.

#2 www.penthouse.com
sample visitor comment: the Penthouse stories and letters are as good as ever.

#3 www........

#99 www.msshifi.com
sample visitor comment: this website is an audiophile's wet dreams come true, and it is totally free!

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