"Music makes people happy. This is why if you are fat or old, you will try to like music, even if you only know to like music that people say you should listen to, and/or worse yet you spend $100 or more on audio gear to every $1 in music. Heck if I ever become both fat and old, I won't care if I'm also deaf because even music wouldn't be able to cheer me up. I predict that in the future most in the audiophile equipment industry are either fat or old, and if we are both fat and old we are too miserable, we need to spend even more $$ on audio gear. Don't we all wish we could be as popular as Johnny."
- Ludvig van Beethoven, when he was young and idealistic 
 
 
Now that's an example of what we are looking for. The quote has to come from a famous name, Beethoven is obviously very famous. So are:
"Kill me a son" - God
"Man, you must be putting me on" - Abraham
 
See? When God was too direct and disrespectful, Abraham actually refused to obey him. Not too many people know that. We don't want very well-known and overused quotes like:
"Did you sell this to MSS HiFi?" - John Quick-call-the-girl-police
"If you buy this from MSS, you will not get a warranty even though I hire cheap Mexican labor." - Ted Little Denny
"Why is this order so big? Are you selling to Johnny?" - Puff Jelly Samosa
 
 
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