Local dealers: 95% of them are either fat slobs or over-the-hill old snobs

Audio Robin Hood: young and dashing, the hardest working man in hifi.

Just like fat and old hookers have to charge way less $$$, your local dealers should definitely sell for less than Audio Robin Hood. Make sure you ask your local dealer to price match before you buy. If they even dare to broach the topic of outstanding service, the most overused term to justify price gouging, tell them you already have a wife or girlfriend and that you are definitely not looking forward to girlfriend experience from some fat slobs or old snobs.

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