At historic SAR:

Saturday:
G3 Victory Ride: Jeolous Girl
G2 Ballston Spa: Romacaca
G1 Ballerina: Sassy Image
G1 King's Bishop: Flashpoint
G1 Travers: Stay Thirsty
Sunday:
G1 Personal Ensign: Super Espresso

At beautiful DMR:

Saturday:
G2 Del Mar Mile: Our Natique

Sunday:
G2 Del Mar Handicap: Bourbon Bay
G1 Pat O'Brien: Smiling Tiger
G1 Pacific Classic: Game On Dude 

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