MSS HiFi's Merry Men

Massimo (Audio Robin Hood)

Massimo is no one's fool. He owns the town's only diamond mine. So much heart, talent, and class, you're lookin at....

Kenny (The Bull)

Vice President of Purchasing & Sales, Kenny has Massimo's back (shown above). His Kung Fu is more powerful than your Kung Fu.

 Gustav (The Salt)

"Man, this is good java!" exclaims Gustav, a salty veteran with 40 years experience, whose encyclopedic knowledge of audiophilia exceeds even his need for caffeine.

 Jim (The Misfit)

Master Technician Jim repairs, services and inspects the breadth of high-end audio equipment that passes through our showroom. His personal collection of high-end audio equipment is larger than all the audio salespeople in the tri-state area combined! DD disappointed dunksy!

 Willy (The Triactor)

The Triactor of packing, shipping and transportation on weekdays, and the blow-up-the-toteboard Triactor on Saturdays, Willy hits it better than anyone else. Massimo calls him the "Smartest Black Man in North Jersey." 

 Roland (The Gunslinger)

Named after the last gunslinger with three fingers, Roland is a vicious watchdog trained to attack if provoked. You would never guess that he was a rescue. Roland is an example of MSSHiFi's extensive involvement in humane societies, forgiveness of foreign debts, Save our Planet initiatives, Ferdinand clause and many other worthwhile causes.